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Change of address

Neelabh — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:17:49 +0000

A very happy new year. If you have still not changed the link from http://neelabh75.wordpress.com to www.neelabh.com then please do it. I will not be posting on http://neelabh75.wordpress.com.

www.neelabh.com is my new address. Have fun

Change of Address

Neelabh — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 04:18:07 +0000

If you have setup your google reader to neelabh75.wordpress.com, please change it to www.neelabh.com cause neelabh have moved.

Thanks.

What is next?

Neelabh — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:36:41 +0000

My first blog went live on 1st January 2006. It was blogger then. I changed to wordpress in 2007 and if everything goes the way i have contemplated, I would be moving to independent hosting my blog. Amrit and me is planning to buy webspace and host our blogs there. He is already hosting his on some server which he dont own. Now we both will have our own webspace.

The beginning of 2009 will see www.neelabh.com being hosted on a server(no url forwarding now) and most probably a dapper look. I am trying to get a nice theme and set all those nitty gritty things.

The beta versions of www.neelabh.com is already out on http://neelabh.site40.net/wordpress and http://neelabh75.co.cc .

I would request you to visit the above mentioned two sites and please let me know which one looks better and you would want to visit again and again. Waiting for your comments.

Obsession

Neelabh — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:38:17 +0000

Today I realised that I am so obsessed with my self that I have started taking myself as a competitor. I sometime want to defeat my self. Am I reaching the threshold that could lead me to a psychologist. Need some time off. I definitely do.

Check This

Neelabh — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:49:35 +0000

It took me around 4 hours to learn chmd permission list and other strange things to figure this out. I am loving this.

Rub Ne Bana Di Jodi

Neelabh — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 16:15:29 +0000

You should always have intercourse within a week of getting married…………

I am sure when Aditya Chopra conceived this movie, he must be watching some sleazy gay movie. There could not be any other reason to dress up Shahrukh Khan in a various gayish t shirts with crotch and butt hugging jeans and the top up was the pointed shiny shoes. Even Vinay Pathak is looking like a male prostitute in the movie. Shahrukh and Vinay looks more feminine(they call it metrosexual now) than the actress Anusha. Only things she gained point is her more curvaceous physique than these two gays.

It must be sad to marry your teacher’s daughter when the would be Dulha dies in a freak bus accident with all the Baratis. But it surely does not mean that you should sleep over her, i mean the room on top of her room. He must have slept in the same room and on the same bed. If they did that the movie could have turned into a good watch.

And how anyone could be so dumb that he/she is not able to recognize his/her spouse sans facial hairs. The movie fails to deliver upto the expectation that one has with a Chopra movie.

…………..so that you could recognize your spouse if he comes without any chasma or moochchi and tries to screw you.

Torture

Neelabh — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:58:31 +0000

me: and did you found common interest in your senior gentleman?
A Lady: well abhi to just 1 meeting
me: are you planning to marry him
A Lady: course not!
ha ha

me:
I will marry the first one whom I will date/ will get into a relationship with
A Lady: gud
wht if she doesnt want to marry?
me: Then I wont
I will get another first one
A Lady: then she wud be the 2nd one
me: every moment is new for me and as they say its always a brand new day
A Lady: thts ok
me: why ok?
A Lady: but still she’ll be the 2nd one u get in a relationship with
me: no very first one
A Lady: but first one we hv assumed doesnt want to get married
me: so she is cancelled. Next one is the first one
A Lady: but u hv already had a relationship with tht one na… b4 u found out she doesnt want to marry
me: do you have a laptop now or ever owned?
A Lady: dad’s laptop
me: so if you buy a new dell laptop for you will it be your first dell laptop?
A Lady: yupp
me: and then you lose it and buy anothert hp laptop, would it be your first hp laptop?
and then you again lose it and buy a 32gb ram hp laptop, it would be your first 32gb ram hp laptop
A Lady: u dont mk sense
me: tell me if it is logically incorrect
A Lady: im going to sleep
find sumone else to torture
me: am i that bore?
A Lady: u r rt now
me: hahaha ROTFL. stay awake please.. for some more time
I need to be awake till 2:30 am
help me plz
A Lady: i said find sumone else na
im going
tk care
byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
me: no one is online
ok as you say
bye.good night/early morning
A Lady: ha ha
ur prb not mine
gud night
tata
:-h
me: do you have anyone online
arrey kisi ka id de do plz
A Lady: yeah lots of ppl
ha ha
get lost nut head
tata
me: why should I ?
nano
mamta bannerji

The End

Neelabh — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:44:36 +0000

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I’ll never look into your eyes…again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need…of some…stranger’s hand
In a…desperate land …

The above verses are written by Jim Morrison. Sorry Jim.

For you, keep laughing.

team’de’primiere

Neelabh — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 22:10:28 +0000

Life sucks. I enjoy that, who doesnt.

Winning a quarterly team award is definitely a good idea but spending the amount on a single day over food is certainly not.Winning is not always fun it could be a pain in the arse (sorry!) or even in the stomach.

We ended up eating more than 75% things that Q’BA TGIF have on its menu. Alas! the award did not permit us to have a beer or two. I am still unable to think why do they need to serve a mountain of local chips with melted cheese and name the dish something-that-you-cant-remember-and-cant-pronounce-even.

Those who did not turn up missed some real fun.

मुझे भी इख्तिलाफ़ है!!

Neelabh — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:35:03 +0000

This is what We have to say for this porn video by a pakistani channel.

MM said ‘Armageddon in Pak: harakiri over You-Tube’ and ‘Pak machaye shor, G**d mar gaye mor’

AV said ‘The terrorists who kill men women and children belong to no country whether they were born in India or Pakistan – Pakistand Jindabaad and Bharat mata ki jay’

NT said ‘I love you Marvi Memon. Lets make love not war’